HAT member Harold Dundee sent this bit of humor:
Subject: Win some loose some
Who Should Make the Coffee?
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew
the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because
you get up first,and then we don't have to wait as long to get our
The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here so
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for
my coffee."Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides it says
in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that! Show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed
him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS."